Cow sexing with laughing aunt
Sometimes life resembles a cartoon. Recently, while watching the animated movie Barnyard , my Aunt Roberta showed up to haunt me. Not that Aunt Roberta looked anything like a cow. On the contrary, she was a small pretty woman with dancing brown eyes and a sense of humor that caught you off guard because she would say off-the-wall things in a serious voice that made you think there might be truth in her comment. Then, she would look at you with a piercing glint pouring from her laughing eyes and you knew immediately that she fooled you. On the occasion the movie brought to mind, Aunt Roberta handed me a newspaper story about a 4-H youth who won a championship ribbon in the bovine division at the Kansas State Fair. “The reporter doing this interview really knows her cow stuff,” she sa...